New year’s eve food delivers a big surprise for parents (satire)

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New Years Eve(NaturalHealth365) This story will reveal how new year’s eve food can deliver a surprising punch. So, there Sarah was at a holiday party dressed in a black sequined dress. Sure, she and her husband Frank had talked about having kids, but they didn’t plan on it happening that night – not then. Years later, they would play this night over and over again in their minds, looking for clues.

Sarah suffered from bouts of depression and recently began taking antidepressants. Frank had a chronic sinus infection that he controlled using over-the-counter decongestants. To tame his sinus headaches, he popped aspirin every six hours.

Frank and Sarah arrived at the party and headed for the punch bowl. The punch was filled with a rum and cherry soda mixture. The caffeine kept their energy high, while the high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) sent Frank’s undiagnosed diabetes out of control.

The hidden mercury in the HFCS bound up the glutathione in Frank’s liver, which led to a temporary ‘sperm factory malfunction’. Frank didn’t know it then, but the sperm he was producing contained a record number of ‘errors’. Frank and Sarah moved over to the snack table and began munching on commercial corn chips. The MSG salt proved addictive and before they knew it, they were full and a bit high from the MSG that excited their brains.

Could this be the real threat to future generations?

Years later, they wondered if their addiction to snack foods flavored with MSG may have contributed to their son’s obesity and autism. The GMO corn in the corn chips along with the aspirin caused Frank’s gut to begin to bleed, inflaming his irritable bowel syndrome – a condition that their future son would inherit.

But, that night, Frank and Sarah didn’t have a care in the world. They mingled with friends and continued to throw back high balls of rum and cherry soda, until Frank and Sarah headed off to the walk-in coat closet to make out. By then, Frank’s prostatic fluid was filled with free radicals, while Sarah’s vagina was peppered with an overgrowth of candida. Neither the prostatic fluid nor the vaginal mucosa were capable of stopping the abnormal two-tailed sperm from winning the sperm Olympics and conceiving their son.

The pregnancy was a welcomed surprise. After the baby shower was thrown, the designer stroller bought, and the baseball-themed nursery all decorated, Sarah went into early labor.

After 36 hours, an emergency C-section was performed and they welcomed a beautiful baby boy. It wouldn’t be until his third birthday that they would ask why their son did not like to be touched, hit himself, and made little eye contact. Then, almost four years after the holiday mistletoe tragedy, they would finally discover that their son was autistic.

What went wrong, they thought? They were enjoying the good life, ‘keeping up with the Jones’ and enjoying the same old holiday parties their parents and grandparents did.

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About the author: Dr. Roy Dittman is author of Brighton Baby: A Revolutionary Organic Approach to Having an Extraordinary Child, a ground-breaking, three-book trilogy. To order a copy of Dr. Dittman’s book – visit: BrightonBaby.com

With over 30 years of experience in perinatal and longevity sciences, Dr. Dittman’s life-long commitment to transforming the way in which we conceive, birth, and raise children inspires couples to take action now to protect their future children’s destiny. You can follow him on Facebook, at “Brighton Baby”; and through his weekly blog on NaturalHealth365.com

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  • Ellena

    I agree with you about being in great shape before conception but that is not the only reason a child might have autism and it’s not too late for the child to recover! I work with autistic children and I know plenty of kids that have made a full recovery. I also know that they have siblings that do not develop autism. You don’t know what you are talking about!

    Your not a Doctor!!!!!
    Really… MH: Master Herbalist … OMD: Oriental Medical Doctor

  • iuvenesco

    The chickens have come home to roost…

  • Roy Dittmann

    Ellena, thank you for your comments and for working with autistic children. I am amazed by people that can do that. My son has Asperger’s and I spent years working with him… and you are right! People with autism can progress.

    I can understand your reluctance to invest faith in someone without an M.D. You have probably never been exposed to someone with a doctorate in oriental medicine. It is a 4 to 5 year post-undergraduate doctoral program taught at a select number of universities in the U.S.

    I have spent 30 years clinically focused on preconception and perinatal health – something that very few clinicians have done. I have co-published two technical books on early human brain development and my colleagues all have impressive M.D.s, D.O.s, and Ph.D.s after their names.

    At the end of the day, it is who you are being in the world that matters the most. If you would like to learn more about my background, you can go to BrightonBaby.com. Happy New Year to you and your family.

  • Sima

    Elena,

    I am actually shocked that you work with autistic children and still close minded. Wow, that’s very discouraging. I have an autistic daughter and I will make sure we do not cross your path in this or any other lifetime. If you ever read Dr. Dittman’s book, Revolutionary Organic Approach to Having an Extraordinary Child, you will learn things that you don’t know. One word of advice to you, stop working with our kids as they do not need someone like you around them.

  • barb

    Organic approach to life? People won’t change, even WHEN their MD’s insist!!
    I know nothing about autism, but I do know about illness. I fought chronic sinus infections for years with an MD. Crippling migraines. IBS. GERD/influx. Melanoma. Thyroid…and gained NO RELIEF from the years of medicines. NONE.
    I then changed my diet, and it changed my health. I have been medicine free since 2005. No sinus probs. No yeast overgrowth. NO MSG. NO CORN. NO genetically modified anything. NO GLUTEN. And as I get older – I am getting better!!
    So don’t pooh pooh diet changes. Just do it. Remove all the processed chemical laden mind numbing poisons. Begin the improvements today. (That means the chemical laced water we are forced fed)

    I am so enthralled with the changes to my health, I have begun an education in Herbs. For I have read ailments CAN be cured. I have NO faith in the MD/FDA/Big Pharma greed based organizations any longer. Gave them too much time and too much money. Most of the drugs I was prescribed are no longer made due to lives lost. Go figure.

    Good luck and good health to all.